you trigger a fight
you trigger a fight with man who overestimated how many groceries he can carry home
watch out, he's one of the slowest opponents in the game but if he can extricate his welt-crossed hands from his bags he can do big damage with his bottomless inventory and the Throw command
you trigger a fight with the boys in the bright white sports car
the boys are waving their hands in the air
who do they think they are?!?
Tagged humor, video games, you trigger a fight