thereese

yesterday my D&D players got to explore a cemetery where every single headstone was a "Here lies Bob, who drowned"-tier stupid pun

"Here lies Wayne, died in a stowm"

"Here lies Thereese, who had diseese"

here's the full list:

• Here lies Will, who left no inheritance

• Here lies Rob, who was mugged

• Here lies Taylor, who seamed alive

• Here lies Pat, touch his grave for luck

• Here lies Ty, roped into this whole business

• Here lies Phil, accidentally buried alive

• Here lies Barry, who killed Phil on accident

• Here lies Doug, who helped Barry

• Here lies Dawn, her husband mourning

• Here lies Locke, a man with a secret

• Here lies Eileen, who stood up against injustice

• Here lies Frank, who, honestly, was just the worst

• Here lies Deforest, who died in de city

• Here lies Wayne, died in a storm

• Here lies Bea, allergic to honey

• Here lies Chuck, thrown by a horse

• Here lies Peg, who fell into a round hole

• Here lies Mary, killed by her husband

• Here lies Bill; exploded still

• Here lies Therese, who had diseese

• Here lies Rowan, who loved his boat

• Here lies Lance, from infected boil

• Here lies Grant, who gave generously

• Here lies Liv, who died

• Here lies Carol, who's sung her last note

• Here lies Aiden, helpful to the end

• Here lies Kent, who, in fact, could

• Here lies Paige, who took a turn for the worse

• Here lies Reid, clarinet-maker

• Here lies Kerry, pall-bearer

• Here lies Sue, famous lawyer

• Here lies Pierce, who took an arrow

• Here lies Nick, his throat was slit

• Here lies Chase, killed by a pack of wild dogs

• Here lies Mark, who died protecting his brand

• Here lies Bob, who drowned