coal tar shampoos and ointments are wild, "so, this

coal tar shampoos and ointments are wild, "so, this black tar shit, byproduct of coal mining, smells like death, we use it for sealing roofs, it's a nasty carcinogen kills basically everything it touches, so we put a little bit of it in some vaseline and it's good for killing basically anything that might be living on your skin, which is sometimes good for dandruff or psoriasis or fungal infections, who knows!?!"