#82 - Incomprehensible Corporatespeak
disruptive entrepreneur maximize our clickstream results funnel engagement enterprise growth projections
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[Background corporatespeak, partly hidden: ...FINITELY NEED... / THINK S... / MAKE AN IMP... / EMPOW... / ...FITABILITY... / DISRUPTIVE ENTREPRE... / INNOV... / IN THE THIRD... / UNIQUE BUSINES... / ...TY WIT... / ...NHANCED M... / RESULTS H... / FUNNEL... / PULL T... / ENGA... / INC...]
[Background corporatespeak, partly hidden: ...TO INCREASE / GROWTH-HA... / THE ENTERPRISE STA... / PROJECTIONS / MAXIMIZE OUR CLICKSTREA... / ...RTER... / QUALAROO / RE... / TRAF... / ...RKET... / IT TAKES / SI... / FUNDA... / PS... / B...]
Cube Drone: I didn't understand a word of that.
Lain: Get Walt.
[Whiteboard: DEADLINE MONSTER RAAAAR]
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