#266 - Dominance Rituals of the Adolescent Developer

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Man in sweater vest: LOOKS LIKE SPARKY'S MET A DEVELOPER FROM ANOTHER COMPANY - I HOPE THEY GET ALONG.
Cube Drone: NAH, THEY USE DIFFERENT STACKS
Cube Drone: IF WE'RE LUCKY WE MIGHT SEE A TECHNOLOGY FIGHT

Sparky: I'VE BEEN WORKING ON A DISTRIBUTED SYSTEM USING NODE.JS
Developer in Candy Smash shirt: OH, I'M SORRY, I'D CONFUSED YOU FOR A CODER, BUT IT SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE A WEB DEVELOPER WHO'S GOTTEN LOST
[Shirt: CANDY ♥ SMASH]

Sparky: I'M SURE YOUR EXPERIENCE WRITING A CANDY-MATCHING GAME IN OBJECTIVE-C WOULD BE JUST INVALUABLE FOR OPERATING HUNDREDS OF SERVERS
Developer in Candy Smash shirt: DO YOU NEED ALL OF THOSE SERVERS BECAUSE YOUR LANGUAGE IS SO WILDLY INEFFICIENT?

Man in sweater vest: HOW DO WE KNOW WHO WINS?
Cube Drone: NOBODY. NOBODY WINS
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