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#265 - Furiously Reinventing Wheels

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#265 - Furiously Reinventing Wheels

let other people solve problems for you, you borks


Transcript

[Header: CUBE DRONE CUBE DRONE CUBE DRONE]
Man in sweater vest: IS THAT YOUR CAR?
Milo: CARS THESE DAYS - SO MANY PARTS, SO HEAVY, SO COMPLICATED. THE SUPPLY-CHAIN IS ENORMOUS AND UNKNOWABLE

Milo: SO I BUILT MYSELF! IT GETS 65 MILES TO THE GALLON
Milo: SO LONG AS I ONLY DRIVE IT DOWNHILL

Man in sweater vest: DID YOU MAKE IT... ALL.. YOURSELF?
Milo: OF COURSE!
Milo: WHO TRUSTS IDIOTS AT FIRESTONE TO MAKE A GOOD TIRE WHEN I'VE GOT PERFECTLY GOOD RUBBER GUY

Man in sweater vest: I AM BOTH INCREDIBLY IMPRESSED AND ALSO I 100% REFUSE TO GET INSIDE YOUR DEATH TRAP
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