#228 - The Output Problem
lorin responds to almost all of my proposals with 'what about excretion' / not enough of my comics feature handsome-but-morally-bankrupt-pitch-man, I should use him more often
Transcript
Pitch man: SOYLENT OPTIMIZED OUR HUMAN EXPERIENCE, REPLACING THE INCONVENIECE OF FOOD WITH PURE CHALKY, VANILLA-SCENTED PRODUCTIVITY.
Pitch man: OUR OFFICE-INTEGRATED HYDROSHOCK SHOWER CAN CLEAN AN ENTIRE WORKFORCE IN UNDER 45 SECONDS.
Pitch man: SAVING YOU MINUTES A WEEK WITH ONLY SLIGHTLY INCREASED CHANCE OF EMBOLISM.
Audience member: WHAT ABOUT EXCRETION?
Pitch man: WE'RE STILL WORKING ON IT, BUT WE HAD THE BOYS IN THE LAB WHIP UP A NEW PROTOTYPE.
Pitch man: YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE WHAT I CAN DO IN THESE PANTS.
[Label on pants: ALPHA]
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