#207 - Gambling on the CEO
betting on the CEO's buzzwords is a crazy game, why would they have set up a website? this is weird
Transcript
[Caption: EARLIER:]
Milo: OKAY, EVERYBODY GET YOUR BETS IN FOR THE CEO KICKOFF KEYNOTE BETTING POOL
CEO: THIS IS THE YEAR THAT OUR PRODUCT FINALLY EARNS THAT FIRST NINE OF RELIABILITY, SO SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR NIGHTS, WEEKENDS, AND NON-OPS LOVED ONES.
CEO: INNOVATION. VELOCITY. PROFIT. OPPORTUNITY. PROFITUNITY. ENTERPRISE. SCALABILITY. 100%. THOUGHT-LEADER.
Cube Drone: COME ON... COME ON!
[Screen: MILOSLAV BETTING WEBSITE
CUBE DRONE FOR $100
CEO'S KEYNOTE WILL CONTAIN:
[x] BAD NEWS
[x] BUZZWORDS
[ ] PROFIT?]
CEO: HERE IS A NUMBER. THAT NUMBER COULD BE THE AMOUNT OF MONEY OUR SHAREHOLDERS MAKE IN 2017! WOO! YEAH!
Cube Drone: YEAH!
[Screen: $ WIN! $]
CEO: I LIKE YOUR ENTHUSIASM.
[© 2015 CURTIS LASSAM - CUBE-DRONE.COM]
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