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#152 - New Build Engineer

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#152 - New Build Engineer

She was right not to return our calls

We held a vote on Patreon to determine who the new character would be - Melissa, Athena, or Sheik.

New Build Engineer


Transcript

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Walt: ...AND ON THURSDAY, OUR NEW BUILD ENGINEER WILL BE JOINING US.
Woman in scarf: WAIT- WE HAD 3 PEOPLE APPLYING FOR THAT! WHO'D WE GET?
[Whiteboard: DEADLINE MONSTER RAAAR]

[Banners: MELISSA NGUYEN / CONTINUOUS INTEGRATOR / RUBY EXPERT / ARDUINO HACKER / FOODIE]
Woman in scarf: WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER TWO?

Offscreen voice: STOPPED RETURNING OUR CALLS WHEN SHE FOUND OUT OUR BUILD IS 40,000 LINES OF BASH.
Offscreen voice: MUCH BETTER OFFER FROM AMAZON!

[© 2015 CURTIS LASSAM - CUBE-DRONE.COM]

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[Title: ONE OF THESE THREE CHARACTER DESIGNS WILL BE THE NEXT BUILD ENGINEER!]

[Label: ATHENA: LIKES GREEK MYTHOLOGY, ANT, DONAIR]
Athena: HOO YEAH!
Athena: YOU SHOULD PICK ME! I KICK ASS!

[Label: MELISSA LIKES ARDUINO HACKING, CHEF, BÁHN MI & DA CHANH]
Melissa: PICK ME! I ROCK!

[Label: SHEIK LIKES VIDEO GAMES, DOCKER, POUTINE]
Sheik: OH, HEY!
Sheik (thinking): I'M PRETTY COOL TOO, I GUESS.

[Caption: VOTE ON PATREON!]

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