#150 - Openstack Architecture Diagram

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[Title: OPENSTACK]
[Logo: CUBE DRONE]

[Diagram labels, top, above the line "49th parallel":]
[Keystone Lite - Provides alcohol]
[Keystone - Provides auth]
[Keystone XL - Provides oil]
[Sealometer - Finds loose seals]
[Azimuth - Horizon - Provides UI]
[Verizon - Provides Nothing]
[Castle Black]

[Diagram labels, below the line:]
[hadoop - there it is.]
[Almost there!]
[Almost there!]
[dies]
[Ping]
[Glance]
[Nova]
[All you need is a fork.]
[Go to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200]
[Ha Ha! Fooled you!]
[Looks At]
[Bad touch! Bad touch!]
[Winterfell]
[Not sure what connection is, but we can't stop it.]
[Sahara]
[exit]
[Looks at]
[Here be dragons.]
[Swift]
[Orchestrates clusters via]
[Emoji]
[Malfunctioning Firewall]
[Free ride (already late)]
[VMs]
[Swipes left for]
[Dick pics.]
[Not Implemented Yet]
[Does software things to]
[Warning! Not sandwiches!]
[Reboots]
[Tinder]
[grindr]
[Insecure dev box with public-facing ports]
[pages]
[Ops guy at 2 in the morning]
[Petey has died of dysentery]
[Provides Alanis Morrisette mp3s for]
[Snail Mail]
[Mostly just sits there.]
[Vancouver Symphony Orchestra]
[Miami Heat]
[Ironic]
[Trove]
[Orchestration]
[Ford river? y/n]
[Land of Confusion]