#142 - Wearables From Other Companies
it's important that your operating system be equally bad on all products
Transcript
[Caption: WEARABLES FROM OTHER COMPANIES:]
[Caption: THE ORACLE WATCH WEIGHS OVER 14KG AND REQUIRES AROUND THE CLOCK MAINTENANCE; IT STILL SELLS WELL TO LARGE COMPANIES BECAUSE IT HAS THE MOST FEATURES.]
Man in suit: hurgh
[Caption: MICROSOFT'S WATCH WILL BE A COMMERCIAL FLOP, BUT MILLIONS OF DESKTOP USERS WILL BRIEFLY BE FLUSTERED BY WINDOWS 11 DEFAULTING TO "WATCH MODE"]
[Screen: 4:51]
[Caption: BLACKBERRY, HOPING TO DELIVER A COMPELLING EXPERIENCE TO THE BUSINESS MARKET, ACCIDENTALLY REINVENTED THE PAGER.]
[SFX: BOOP!]
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