#121 - Comparative Programming Languages Pt. 1

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[Caption: C WOULD BE A MOTORCYCLE. POPULAR WITH TINKERERS AND PERFORMANCE ENTHUSIASTS - WHO WILL TELL YOU THAT IT IS ONLY DANGEROUS IF YOU DON'T TAKE THE PROPER SAFETY PRECAUTIONS, OFTEN WHILE NURSING A FRESH INJURY.]
[Motorcycle label: YOMAMA]

[Caption: PHP WAS YOUR FIRST CAR. IT WAS REALLY EASY TO GET STARTED WITH, AND IT WAS A GREAT WAY TO GET AROUND. IT HAD SOME... IDIOSYNCRASIES THAT MADE IT A PAIN IN THE ASS, SOMETIMES, BUT YOU STILL REMEMBER IT FONDLY.]
Passenger: THE ASHTRAY SMELLS LIKE CHEESE.
Driver: YEAH, IT JUST DOES THAT SOMETIMES.

[Caption: C++ IS THE SAME MOTORCYCLE FROM BEFORE, BUT WITH A FRIDGE STRAPPED TO THE TOP.]
[Caption: YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU WANT, WITH FRIDGEBIKE. IT HAS EVERY FEATURE YOU WILL EVER NEED. AND SO EASY TO USE!]
[Caption: FRIDGEBIKE.]
[Caption: SHH... FRIDGEBIKE.]

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